Secret Agent's Golden Rules

Colin Freshwater, aka Secret Agent C.A.B, is the main character in all three series of C.A.B. During the episodes Colin tells Franny the 'Secret Agent Golden Rules', this page is dedicated to these rules of the secret agent and makes for some great reading.

From Episode 1

'Secret Agent’s first rule, always keep your reports up-to-date, so everyone knows the latest situation'

‘Nothing is what it seems’

From Episode 7

(when Umma is answering the phone to Hellman)
‘Nothing is ever what it seems though'

From Episode 8

(In the attic with Umma and Franny)
'Secret Agent’s golden rule, confuse everyone as much as possible'